Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Apparently EVERYONE on the Corner has Swagger...

By now ya all know that "Swagger Like Us" joint with 'Ye, Jay, Wayne, and Tip and if you're like me, you're already tired of it. (Sidenote: Ain't it sad how quickly shit gets played out in hip hop nowadays?? We're talking about 4 of the best rappers of the 2000's on the same track and the shit is obsolete 3 weeks after its hits the streets. It's a damn shame...) Well, it seems that other rappers aren't. Here are 2 prominent rappers who thought they swag was so serious, they needed to make VIDEOS to let us know. Let's start with Puff...



Last, but not least, is this dude that I HAVE to call Officer Rawse!! Hahahaha, shout to Eskay from nahright.com on that one! I know ya feel me...

NOTORIOUS!!! We are.. We are...

I been meaning to put this up since it dropped last week but kept forgetting. Here is the official trailer for Fox Searchlight's biopic Notorious chronicling the life and times of our beloved Biggie Smalls. The movie opens nationwide 1/16/09 so get ready, this is the first biopic hailing from our generation and it's gonna be SERIOUS!!



I also found this today but seems like it was too late... Fox Searchlight was letting fans vote on the official theatrical poster for the movie but seems like voting has ended already. Regardless of the fact, the poster will be 1 of the 3 below, check them out:



Monday, September 29, 2008

Mad Skillz Speaking Knowledge

We all know that hip hop is in about as dire a situation as the economy is right now and Skillz pinpoints why, check it:



Ya old niggas REALLY need to open the door for the future of this game. We knocking and we KNOW you hear us so let us the fuck in!! 50 year olds don't have swagger, they have kids and just like Andre Harrell birthed Puff and Lyor Cohen birthed Jay, ya need to let us live. True story...

Joell Ortiz - Can't You Tell?/Ghetto



Yo, Joell Ortiz is the truth. He's a real NY nigga spitting like it and as soon as this bullshit game come back around, everyone'll know it. Watch for him!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Sandman - Anchor



I fucks with the Clipse and consequently the Re-Up Gang so check out Sandman from the gang doing his solo thing. PRODUCERS, THIS IS HOW YOU SAMPLE CLASSIC ROCK!!

Super High Me

Aight, I caught this movie over the weekend (or as much as I could before the Jack Fruit put me on my ass) and it's kinda crazy. Ya all remember Morgan Spurlock's eye-opening Super Size Me, where dude ate McDonald's for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for 30 days. Well, this is comedian Doug Benson, from VH1 and Comedy Central and a million other TV shows and shit, smoking weed non-stop for 30 days after NOT smoking or drinking for 30 days. Check the trailer:


The best part of the movie for me was definitely the beginning where Doug stops smoking because I just gave up the ganja last week... Well, except for Fridays and Saturdays- I'm only human, people!! ANYWAAAAY, listening to dude talk about life off marijuana was crazy cuz everything he said was like the truest thing I've ever heard. It's tough man. I have to speak on it cuz on this Sunday night, 40 minutes before Entourage, I would normally be blazed off my ass and getting ready to light 1 up at 10 on the dot. Problem is that when I get high, I am the epitome of an asshole- I don't like anyone, I ignore shit I know is important, and I believe that I'm simply too cool to have to abide by ANYONE'S standards, let alone society's. That's why I had to stop. I don't want to be an asshole, I wanna be normal. I wanna be able to get on AIM without thinking "Daaamn, all these random muhfuckas are gonna start hitting me, let me go invisible." That's ridiculous. Those are my friends, people that at some point or another I gave my screenname to so we could chat every so often. I'm making that transition into normal life as we speak cuz too cool for school mighta been cool IN school but we grown now, it's time to act like it. For me, at least...

Skullhead Stephens



Shout to my homie Stephen on this one. Dude's out in Berlin getting his art on and yesterday he picked up these Dunk Hi's commemorating the German soccer club FC St. Pauli from Hamburg. I'd never seen them before but they're kinda serious... Ostrich skin check over skull and bones AND a suede back?? Ill. 

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Ne-Yo feat. Jamie Foxx & Fabolous - She Got Her Own



This is my JOINT right now!! Check out Teyana Taylor in the video, she's gonna do big things that girl.

Presidential Debate '08: Really??



Was last night's Presidential Debate REALLY that bad?? I don't know if it was the stress of the economic crisis or just general exhaustion from non-stop campaigning but neither candidate said ANYTHING new or even memorable! McCain's still banking on his experience (he's old) and Obama's still banking on Bush-haters wanting change (he's right) making both of them unbelievably boring and stagnant last night. 

Obama's lucky that McCain is the worst public speaker ever, next to Dubya of course, cuz he only won that debate by default. If I were grading these dudes in debate class, I woulda failed both of them last night, true story. 

Btw, that's not really Obama in the Soul Train video below, it just really looks like him... hahaha. 

Friday, September 26, 2008

Barack got SOUL!!

I shouldn't be blogging at work but I couldn't hold this one in... Check out our next President breaking it down on SOUL TRAIN back in the day!


VOTE FOR OBAMA PEOPLE!!! Look at where the Republicans have gotten us... R.I.P. WaMu.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

DAAAAAMN: Slam Jams

I'm addicted to sneakers. There, I admitted it. Admitting there's a problem is always the first step to recovery... I ain't tryna recover though! I'm tryna keep my shoe game on "DAAAAAMN, where'd you find those?!?" Hahahaha. 

That being the case, check out these uptowns courtesy of new Italian boutique Slam Jam and the good folks over at HypeBeast. My pockets are lucky that they're only available in Italy cuz those gray joints are looking riiiiight! 

I don't know what any of these stats mean!

My man Jay Smooth from illdoctrine.com is a REALLY smart dude and I'm REALLY glad he took the time out to address the economic situation right now. Niggas wanna use $700 Billion of government money WE DON'T HAVE to bail out these corporations that have been raping us, with the government's blessings, for years! That's what I understand from the situation but let Jay Smooth put you on game. 

So Slick That It's Slippery...

Yo, I don't know about ya but work for me today was booooooring!! In order not to die from Excel exhaustion, I kept taking blog breaks to see what's out there and maaaan, are there some funny ass videos floating around...

This one is dedicated to my lil' brother Sham who's stuck in Florida right now finishing up his last year of school. Senior year of college was the biggest bitch for me cuz I knew I didn't give a fuck about 90% of the shit I was "learning" but at least I had my own room to smoke in. Some people aren't so lucky so they take out they frustrations in interesting ways. Check the vid: 



It's funny as shit but that means war in my book. 

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

"When you say teenage, how old are we talkin'?"

I didn't catch the BET interview where R. Kelly defends his "innocence" after beating the child pornography case but it made a splash about the size of a fucking tsunami online! He got under people's skin something serious and since I figured out how to post videos on this here blog, I thought I'd bless ya with 2 of the best videos I found regarding the issue.

First, let's start with some comedy. Grand Hustle comedian Lil' Duval ain't like the way that BET's Toure handled the interview with Mr. Kelly SOOO he just cut his own version. Dead ass, if I were interviewing dude, it woulda gone something like this too...



Hahahahahaha, need I say more?? 

Funk Flex certainly does. He ain't think there was anything funny about the interview and he lets it be known in the following video. I'm glad Flex did this cuz somebody had to address it straight up. Check it...



It's that real.

Kanye + Rhymefest + Muppets = Comedy!!!

Waaaaay earlier in the year, there was a rumor floating around about Kanye West and his "Brand New" homeboy Rhymefest starting a new TV show complete with muppets... Of course, the haters of the internet took they shots and the "rumor" was quickly forgotten but today, the first videos from the show surfaced online and they're hilarious!! 

Check out "Baby in the Club" and tell me it ain't straight comedy... 20+1=21, they good!! Hahahahaha.


What'd I say?? Dude said they both poppin' bottles in the club!! Hahaha, classic...

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The Love Below

First and foremost, I must welcome you to All Parts Rejoice As 1, your boy's first venture into this so-called "blogosphere." For the last 5 years, I've been studying the music industry from the top execs at the majors to the bottom bloggers on the net and after the reading the article below, I felt it was time to add my 2 cents to the mix. Some of it will be funny, some provocative, but all of it will be interesting. Oh yeah, I also got the newest music available, trust...

With that said, let's jump into the catalyst for this blog. Saul Williams is a Grand Slam Champion at the Nuyorican Poets Cafe and has credits that include 5 albums, 4 books, and 10 movies!! I can't lie, I didn't know who he was before this article but he speaks knowledge and after reading it 1 time, that knowledge empowered me to make this move. That's what promoting love over hate does, it opens doors for everyone. The article comes AllHipHop.com's "Alternative" section and if you'd like to learn more about the man, check out his official web site at SaulWilliams.com.

Enjoy the love below and speak your mind... This is the blogosphere folks!!

Poets over Rappers Vol. 1

Listening to Kanye's "Love Lockdown" and reading the comments beneath it on AllHipHop.com, it brought me back to the conversation I had yesterday, sitting in the barber chair while images of an old me flashed on MTV in a Goodie Mobb video for my film Slam. Me and Bruce, my barber, started talking about the attention that so many rappers give to "haters" in their music and how hate seems to fuel so much creativity in the hood and Hip-Hop community. 

We questioned what our music would sound like if it weren't so pre-occupied with hate or haters, if we shifted our attention to the fact that so many of us are loved by so many more than we are hated by. 

I think of the family members and friends that call to check in on me, the messages that I get from fans, and my personal triumph at home with having found love and the newfound challenges that come with learning how to fully surrender to it and am forced to admit, I am loved, most fully by one, and quite truly by many. Yet, reading those posts underneath Kanye's obvious attempt at pouring his heart out, made me actually acknowledge, that some heads can be truly hateful and that that hatefulness must certainly have roots in something that is on lockdown, deep within.

Deep within the psyche of the Hip-Hop community and mos def within aspects of the African American community, there lives a feeling of being suppressed, held down, by forces that do not wish to see us succeed. Whether the apparent truths that allow us to point fingers at institutionalized racism or the oblivious actions of the privileged hold actual weight, we seem to be most commonly held back by our perceptions of ourselves. 

A true glance at Hip-Hop's most successful artists would allow one to see a common thread of confidence and persistence playing a huge part in success. Essentially, the most successful are the ones who don't see obstacles as obstacles, who despite the hardened grimace maintain a positive, balanced, and possibly even optimistic outlook. Yet, why is so much emphasis placed on hate? Is it partially because it is the easiest emotion to write from, the assumed position of the underdog?

Over the past decade or more, Hip-Hop has clearly seemed to be a reflection of the average American psyche, at large. The popularity of gangstas in the mainstream could only be overshadowed by the popularity of gangsters in the government. 50 and George Bush share the same birthday and the idea of "I do what I wanna do, don't care if I get caught..." has surely been the prevailing sentiment in both popular Hip-Hop music and the pro-war stance of the country that allowed Bush to have his way without impeachment, and a lot of bullshit lyricism to claim the charts.

The tides are truly changing, but not without another parallel: It seems that America's addiction to oil can very easily be likened to Hip-Hop's addiction to hate. We are fueled by a source of energy that has led us to murdering the innocent in the name of convenience. Rappers that have never truly been hated on will spit endlessly about haters and their overall defeat, when truly all that has been defeated is the opportunity to spread something more powerful than one's own ego through their music. It's a never ending cycle that puts mean mugs where smiles could be and makes countless victims out of would be victors. 

I would argue that Hip-Hop is in dire need of an alternative fuel source, and that what Kanye is experimenting with is exactly that. Lyrics and music that are fueled by love or even love-loss are like cars powered by solar energy or electricity. In the long run, I think we'll all benefit from the transformation. 

Until then, fucking with that shit will probably get you, like me, ending up getting honorable mentions in AllHipHop.com's "Alternative" section, never fully realizing that the "alternative" choice will stand the test of time, heal the Earth, and aid in progressing humanity beyond a Pop that pisses on young minds. Eventually, the alternative choices will become the popular choices and many will look back like, "How could I not see that coming?" Hopefully they will have divested their funds from the ideals of the dwindling regime in enough time to save their precious assets.

Those comments beneath Kanye's song made me unwillingly acknowledge that I can grow to understand as much as I want to, but that ain't gonna stop heads from getting and staying caught up. Every path is individual, but most of you cats dress alike and point fingers at the guy who dares to be different, or rather, them self. Diamonds on woodgrain, wanna be swagger, blah blah blah, you fall for it every time it hits the airwaves. I swear I feel a need to tell this NGHs to shut up to they face, but that ain't love... yet, that alone seems to be the only thing that would get me out of this "alternative" prism-like prison. 

Grow the fuck up haters. It's much harder to love. And for the record, I'll go verse for verse with anyone of your heroes. Poets over Rappers, bitches. LMAO.

Saul